Hey, how are you doing? Look, I know it’s been a long time, but your mother called me because she’s been having a hard time getting a hold of you. And wowzers was she in fine form. She said she follows you socially and is shocked (SHOCKED! ) at some of the, “crap he’s been posting lately.” You’re in Social Media Marketing, aren’t you?
I thought I would pass along some of the high points of our conversation for your amusement and education, and can I just say, you are Spot On when you said that her nagging makes hugging a cactus look comfy.
Here are her thoughts on some of your posts that she felt were self-pitying, bragging, bad form and so on…
Look, your mother and I love you very much. But we’re worried about where you’re heading socially. You just don’t have to have opinion on everything. Please view the tips we sent along as our effort to reach out to you before you have to hear about your social media marketing faux pas from someone less tactful than we are, like a potential customer. Also, and I can’t stress this enough, call your mother.